Spider-Man [to Nova]: It’s a little thing I call, ‘working together.’

Chibi Spider-Man: And that’s one to grow on!

—Ultimate Spider-Man 1.03, “Doomed”

[imagines Nick Fury will reward him for capturing Dr. Doom]

Spider-Man: So… how was your day, Nicholas?

Dr. Doom: Doom demands a banana split.

Spider-Man: Oh, hush, you.

—Ultimate Spider-Man 1.03, “Doomed”

Spider-Man: Okay, I’ll say it. We’re ‘doomed.’ [Spider logo jumps away, screaming] Yeah, I went there.

Wizard: Before The Trapster was captured, he learned Spider-Man attends this school. […] So. Who is our mysterious wallcrawler?  A teacher? A student? The cafeteria lady?

—Ultimate Spider-Man 1.01, “Great Power”

Flash: Spider-Man! Flash Thompson. I’m your biggest fan! Let me help, bro!

Spider-Man: Definitely, bro! Step in!

Flash: So now what?

Spider-Man: Wait for my signal. Jump out, and then we’ll surround them. Remember: wait for my signal. [slams the locker door] Immature, I know. But it felt so good!

—Ultimate Spider-Man 1.01 “Great Power”

Abed’s Master Key webisode vs. Jim Rash at the Oscars

—Bonus Footage from Community 3.08, “Documentary Filmmaking: Redux”

Troy: I don’t want our lost, floating ottoman! I want our Annie.

Abed: Yeah, we blew it.

—Deleted Scenes from Community 3.07, “Studies in Modern Movement”

Abed and Troy as Inspector Spacetime and the Constable, Community 3.05 sneak peek

*SPOILERS for BB 4.13* I couldn’t help it - this is the only thing that ran through my mind.

Jesse: Then what happens? After this. Provided they don’t find their way in and bust our asses. What are we gonna be, like, stuck down in a laundry hamper for the rest of eternity? No, I’m going on record, this uh, this blows.

—Breaking Bad 4.12, “End Times”

Walt: If you think that I am capable of doing this, then go ahead. [pulls the gun to his forehead] Put a bullet in my head and kill me right now.

—Breaking Bad 4.12, “End Times”

Walt: Does the laundry have to be dirty?

Tyrus: Nope.

—Breaking Bad 4.11, “Crawl Space”

Gus informs Tio of what happened to the Cartel, Breaking Bad 4.11, “Crawl Space”